A thing I stole from who stole it from some man

Alrighty, lets start the basics:
Name: Alexandra Kawano
Age: 19
Height: 5'4"
Eye color: Hazel
Hair color: Red

That was positively boring! Now make it more interesting!
Give yourself a first name that is a word you would use to describe mashed potatoes: creamy
Give yourself a last name that is also a plant: Titan Arum
Give yourself an eye color that would cause people to scream: chartreux
Give yourself a hair color that would fit this new persona: pink

Now you're more interesting!

Name three of your favorite colors:
- grey
- brown
- rust
Name three smells that some people find offensive, but you enjoy.
- lysol
- gasoline
- sweat, sometimes

Fantastic, you're gross. Now, have you ever broken a bone/bones? How did you do it?
- nnnnoooooppppeee

Name three of your favorite TV shows/webisodes along with two of your favorite characters on each:
- Superjail
>Jailbot
>Alice
- Flapjack
>Bubbie
>Knuckles
- House
>House
>Thirteen

Do it again! Replace the second of those characters with a sesame street character!
um...no. But house would be Oscar the Grouch

Do it again! Replace the first character with an object in the room you are in.
UH...

Well, that was silly. Name three weird things that you are afraid of. And we mean really weird.
- the dark, to a point that is completely ridiculous
- potato bugs
- water bugs



You're honestly afraid of those things? You freak. I hope you die. Now write two haiku. The first about the lunch you had/will have today, and the second about the last time you were fairly ill.
(I feel silly having to explain this, but a haiku is a three line poem in which the first line has 5 syllables, the second has 7 syllables, and the third has 5 syllables. It doesn't have to rhyme.)

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THESE THIIIINGS
RAGE

Okay, lets end this nonsense with one last fun activity! Name three of your favorite bands that have more than one word in their name (Compound words are fine)
- The Dresden Dolls
- Eagles of Death Metal
- Sleepytime Gorilla Museum

Replace one of the words with something you find at a circus!
- The Clown Dolls
- Unicycles of Death Metal
- Sleepytime Freakshow Museum
although...gorilla would have worked on it's own...